Well, here it is. The moment you've all been waiting for ... or dreading.
Right now I'm torn between, "Check out the stache!" and, "Is this thing really on my face?"
Hey, at least I'm not alone in this thanks to Derry! Stay strong brother!
Just in case you're feeling the need to point out the gaps on either side between the mustache and the handlebars, rest assured my wife has beaten you to it.